They just make this shit up, so everyone has a definable and thereby treatable phobia :
Novahollandiaphobia - Fear of Australia, Australians, Australian culture etc.There's a lot to choose from in that list, of course there is, but I think this is my favourite surreal phobia :
Chronophobia - Fear of timeActually, it's probably a toss up between that, and this :
Levophobia - Fear of things to the left side of the body.And I have to cram this one in, because hearing or seeing the name of the phobia should trigger incidents of the phobia in 'sufferers' :
Macroxenoglossophobia - Fear of long, strange words.Sorry if you've just crumbled in a shattered heap.
Come Visit Beautiful Australia.....And Die