If you haven't seen this yet, be warned, there is sickening tension, violence, racism all round and plenty of swears. The list will follow :
The Epic Beard Man Top Ten
* The Epic Beard Man, clearly upset, tried to end the confrontation by walking away.If you're a tryhard, the next time you encounter a Vietnam vet wearing a shirt that reads "I Am A Motherfucker", just assume that he is and keep your distance.
* The man who threw the first punch, threw only one punch.
* The Epic Beard Man stopped when the other man was down, and finished with "I told you not to fuck with me." And he did tell him exactly that.
* No guns were drawn, no-one else on the bus was injured.
* The loudmouth friend with the vid : First, "kick his white ass!" Seconds later, "Oh! What the fuck?"
* "It's not worth it, blood. It's not worth it." And it wasn't.
* 4Chan have already identified and contacted the person seen stealing the old man's shopping bag and demanded they return everything.
* "Oooh, he leaking."
* This motivational poster appeared online when the clip had clocked up just a few hundred views on YouTube.
* The brief glimpse at the end showing a bus seat sign that reads, "Keep Our City Clean And Safe. Do Your Part."
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