The Professional Idiot goes to Israel and comes home with a fever :
Peter Costello was in Jerusalem last week, just a few metres from where Christ rose from the dead, when he heard a voice.
The Professional Idiot closes his declaration of religiously-fevered brolove for Peter Costello with an Old Testament translation of what the tourist said, but didn't :
"Mate," it said.
"Mate, ya gotta take over the leadership."It was just another tourist who'd recognised the former treasurer as the Messiah....
...even more would have added their voices to the one Costello heard a few days later by the hill of Golgotha.The Professional Idiot is now beyond parody.
Peter, rise again. Your people await their Messiah.