Paul McCartney joins Twitter, and is immediately beset by questions. Some very funny, very entertaining questions. Highlights from the #AskPaul thread, before it got nasty :
Does marijuana grow in Scotland, or is there not enough light?Such treatment of the man who wrote Helter Skelter (and Frog Chorus) is the Twitter punishment for opening an account for no reason other than to flog your concerts and Europe Travel/Gig packages.
Are you really the Walrus or was John full of shit?
Do you know any cheats for The Beatles Rock Band?
If you put a chameleon in a house of mirrors, what colour would it turn?
Do you still keep in touch with Mark Chapman?
At your age, do you still do it in the road?
If Stephen Hawkings and the Mona Lisa were in a burning caravan which would you save?
Do you ever listen to "Pipes Of Peace" while pushing a red-hot tuning fork up your arse? I know I do.
You think you're better than me, don't you?
Have you ever killed a drifter with your bare hands just to see him die?
Which record am I supposed to play backwards for the Satanic messages?
Ebony or Ivory?
Who exactly were the band on the run from?
Why did you give up music after the Beatles split?
Who did you like better, The Beatles or The Stones?
When brushing your teeth in the mirror, do you ever shake your hair excitedly and squeal "Ooooooo!"?
If all The Beatles were alive today, which one do you think would die first?
Do you ever get sick of people saying "I told you so" re Heather Mills?
If we all lived in yellow submarine, who would be the unlucky one cleaning the communal toilet?
Can I do a poo at your house?
Is it fair to say you were the Billy Corgan of Wings?
Which do you think is better, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" or that one you did?
How much did you pay Axl Rose to let you cover Live And Let Die?
Not sure I want to buy a ticket for your gig. Can you come round my house and give me a preview?
You can #AskPaul McCartney a question yourself here.
