This Is Why Supermarkets Don't Put The Eggs With The Milk With The Bacon
Wah, of Club Wah, goes shopping :
Wah did enjoy the eventual breakfast, however.This is what supermarkets do. They fuck with your mind and keep moving things so you go in to buy bacon and eggs and while negotiating a maze to find them you end up with a trolley full of shit you had no intention of buying. Indeed as I traipsed through Coles looking for the fucking eggs I did see things that I needed, but through fuck you Coles you’re not getting an extra cent out of me today – though I did grab some orange juice when I went that way in search of eggs.
By the time I was asked at the check out “do you want Flybuys?” and then “would you like to join FlyBuys?” I had given up on life.
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1 comments:
Try finding anything at Westfields at Bondi Junction then try and find your way out. The "Maze" is deliberate. Worse still, the fruit shop at Edgecliff over the station, you have to walk a mile to get an orange and then follow the path for another mile past everything else to get out.
Come the revolution; eggs, bacon and oranges are going to fly.
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