Abandoned Single Mother Struggles To Stop Wild Kids Trashing The House
A weird, but quite good, speech was prepared for Richard Nixon in case the Apollo 11 mission to the Moon failed, back in July 1969. Had the astronauts become Moon Marooned, Nixon would have been the first, and probably only, American president to openly discuss the trippy concept that 'Mother Earth' can go into mourning at the deaths of humans who dared to leave her atmosphere.
Which raises the question :
If Earth is the Mother, where the hell is the dad?
And is he paying child support?