Man Vs Wombat
Nature's brutal War On Humans continues :
A man is recovering in hospital after he was mauled by a wombat at Flowerdale, north-east of Melbourne.Paramedics say the 60-year-old was attacked by the animal as he stepped out of a caravan early this morning. He was bitten on the arms and legs...
The ABC, of course, joins in with a no doubt pro-nature Lefty infiltrated government department to play down the savagery of this animal insurgency :
Jeff McClure from the Department of Sustainability and Environment (DSE) says it is highly unusual for a wombat to attack a person.
Yeah, sure. What is unusual is that yet another unprovoked attack by native fauna has broken through the standard media smokescreen.
"Wombats that are in an advance stage of mange will become very agitated from the suffering and the irritation of the mange," (Mr McClure) said.He said if they are approached or feel threatened wombats will rush towards someone."But it's not known that they will push the attack to where they would physically attack someone."
Stop the lies, Jeff. Tell the truth. The wombats, like the kangaroos, koalas and ring-tailed possums are out to get us. They want to kill us and eat us and suck the marrow from our bones.
There is only one solution. Concrete all the national parks. Do it now. Mother Nature must be taught a devastating lesson.
You're either with us, the humans, or you're with the fluffy and cute, but also heavily fanged razor clawed fauna.