"Hey, how you doing? Look, I'm just here for this scrap of apple, okay? I don't want any trouble. I'll just suck the juice out of this and then I'm outta here" :

"Okay, cat, I can totally see you, you know. And my claws are bigger than yours, buddy. You wanna dance? Huh? Do you?" :

"I asked you nicely to leave me alone. But I will kick your arse if you don't get out of here!" :

"Come back and fight like a cat! You coward!" :

"I said I just want to finish this bit of apple and then I'll be on my way, okay?"

Photos by Darryl Mason