This sort of overbearing control inflicted on the private lives of rugby league players, and plenty of other professional sportspeople, has gone beyond absurd and is now ruining careers and severely steaming the fan base, without which the sport wouldn't even exist.
Souths player Ben Rogers has been dumped from the first grade team for failing a breath
This may sound a little bit reckless in the age of corporate footy, but wouldn't players be prone to less injuries if they were a bit pissed when they played?
"What, are we in the army?" Rogers asked. "If I'd gotten into trouble, got kicked out of a pub or started a fight, then I'd put my hand up and say I was in the wrong.
"That would be fair enough. But I wasn't drunk. I'm not real impressed and Souths know I'm not happy."
Souths fans also vented their frustration on the club's website and in calls to The Daily Telegraph - many believing the axings were extreme.
Rogers, Eddie Paea, Jaiman Lowe and Fetuli Talanoa have all been dropped for Saturday night's match against North Queensland after failing breath tests last Saturday.
"I find it hard to say I'm disappointed without getting angry," he said.
"Why can't we have a beer? That's what I'm upset about."
Anyone who's taken a fall down a flight of stairs after a dozen VBs will know what I'm talking about.