Please welcome to the bullfighting ring, Christian Hernandez, the world's smartest bullfighter :
Despite what you may read or hear, Hernandez was not arrested for "cowardice", he was arrested for breaking his contract, and paid a small fine before being released. He then announced his retirement.
Hernandez had previously been gored through the leg, but like all bullfighters, he has no doubt watched the following video and puked in fear and horror :
Sorry if you were eating breakfast.