Nipples = Clickbait

Back in the 1970s, Rupert Murdoch's mum put her foot down and refused to let her son publish topless pics in his Australian tabloids, as he was doing to great success in Britain. That ban has stayed in place ever since, denying generations of Australian newspaper readers some nipples with their breakfast, or morning tea break.

Until, that is, the arrival of the News.com.au 'After Dark Special Edition'.

1am :



9am :



News.com.au's 'After Dark Special Edition', for insomniacs and really early risers. But only until Rupert's mum wakes up.


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That's Not The Stapler, Baby

Australia has been rocked by revelations that a male politician had sex with a woman. On his desk. And he wasn't married to her!

Yeah, I know. Mind-blowing, isn't it?

Do you think the journo here is trying to push for something to happen as a result of these 'revelations'?

From news.com.au :

Allegations could threaten Mike Rann's career...

....a confession that threatens to end his political career.

The former barmaid, Michelle Chantelois, says she had an affair with the Premier in explosive allegations that could end Mr Rann's seven-year rule of the state.

The AAP journalist who wrote this story wasn't willing to put his/her name to it.

Would you?