How About "All They Got Left Is A Bag Of Loose Change And Some Crisps"?
News.com.au has the exclusive on the sorry state of Liberal Party finances :
But the Daily Telegraph must have decided "last $3 million" wasn't dramatic enough, so they improved it :
It's no great drama. Liberal Party leader Tony Abbott can't pull the corporate donors like...well, let's just say Malcolm Turnbull, and when Tony Abbott is replaced as leader by... well, let's just say Malcolm Turnbull, the corporate donors will return in force.