A smug-looking fleg in the breadshop line is on the phone. He says the following, loud :
"Bullshit. Even gunfire and RPGs can't make cricket interesting."I don't know if his friend laughs or not, but some of the other customers do. I'm torn between wanting to pelt him with wheat-free Berry Delight muffins and acknowledging the fact that Australians were once very quick to make black-humoured jokes about the very worst of what was happening in the world, and now don't do that so much anymore.
I considered snapping the fleg's photo to run with what I overheard, but then realised I don't actually work for a Murdoch tabloid.