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Abandoned Single Mother Struggles To Stop Wild Kids Trashing The House A weird, but quite good, speech was prepared for Richard Nixon in cas...

Everybody's Trying to Cash In On Global Warming, Even My Boss By Darryl Mason Under the headline, No Backers For Rudd's Reckless Pla...

"Who's The President Of Austria Again?" Now this, this is a snub. In South Park, John Howard is still prime minister of Aust...

The Promotion Only Dead Tree Edition This is one of the best, recent, examples of the changing times, and fates, of newspapers in Australia....

His First Word Was "Change" With the introduction of MP3 Players For Pregnant Women , an important question needs to be asked : W...

Dozens Of Police Harass Old Hippies, Young Stoners For Minimal Result By Darryl Mason At least 25 police and four sniffer dogs were used to ...

Oh Really, You Think You've Tried Everything? It makes me damn proud to know that Australians are out there in the world coming up with ...

Still Not Available By Darryl Mason The Professional Idiot has a bit of a whiny squirt here about bookshop owners, who clearly think he'...

"Yeah, You Should Try Nationalising Some Oil Companies, It's Fun" Of course you know all about the Terrorist Fist Jab. But did...

Definitely one of the funniest scenes in an Australian movie, just about ever. David Wenham in Gettin' Square :

Irish comedian and surly bookshop owner, Dylan Moran, on Australia and tall poppy syndrome : "This...is a real thing isn't it, sti...

Art by Ron Cobb .

Stories You Might Have Missed Some recent stories of mine from Your New Reality , for those who don't go reading over there : No More Pa...

SNAKE! Even the most absurd, but curiously entertaining , of movie plots have a weird tendency to eventually come true : Qantas had to take...

Comment Mining, Another Rich Seam Found The Professional Idiot readies his brethren to fight back against the coming Evil Pagan Green Nazi L...

More Syndication, Less Investigation The Australian newspaper announces that boss Rupert Murdoch is preparing to cull hundreds of journalist...

Now He's Made It Academy Awards? Pfft. AFI Awards? Yawn. All actors know they've never really made it, never really cracked the mass...

Sophie The Wonder Dog Goes International The absolutely joyful story of Australia's Castaway Dog is going international, with write-ups...

Blatant Anti- Tinkerism St Alban's , in the McDonald Valley, was still a two to three day, spine-jarring, bone-rattling Cobb & Co ...

The following post, from last month, will not be taken down or deleted from The Orstrahyun : I Am Not A SockPuppet And Neither Is My Cat I w...

Journo Vs Blogger Vs Bad Guys The new Russell Crowe movie sounds very interesting indeed : One of the most hotly awaited Hollywood films o...

Rupert Murdoch Wants Earth Hour To Become Earth Month By Darryl Mason The Daily Telegraph's Tim Blair and the Herald Sun's Andrew Bo...

Fuck The People, It's Time To Cash In The Daily Telegraph's associate editor Tim Blair explains why spectacular greed escalated the...

Comments will be moderated here for the time being, as it appears there are some with an insidious intent trying to get defamatory comments ...

Wait, You Mean I Just Ate Everything In The Ashtray For Nothing ? There is police harassment, and then there's police "we're-j...

The legend, the enigma, Michael Peterson in full, beautiful wave-carving action :

It's Like Christians Against Christ Or Something By Darryl Mason The Professional Idiot's endless search for Shock Enemy Of The Day ...

Sandstone at Bundeena Bay, New South Wales Photos By Darryl Mason

Murdoch : Fuck Google, Fuck Yahoo By Darryl Mason Rupert Murdoch has decided to try his hand at stand-up comedy : "People are used to r...

Stickers spotted on the back of a huge, rumbling old ute in Clarence Street, Sydney : Boy + Ute = Man I Snatch Kisses & Vica-Versa My Se...

Photos by Darryl Mason

Wolverine : When Piracy Is The Best Publicity The same media company that is supposedly shocked by the "illegal leaking" of its n...

You Sick Bastards, Stop Being Fascinated By The Stuff We Fill Our Newspapers With By Darryl Mason The Daily Telegraph is into its third day...

In the days before Photoshop, April Fool's Day pranksters had to go to great trouble to nab a spectacular image like this, back in 1998 ...

Breaking News : Clone Tries To Kill Creator "It Wasn't Attempted Murder, It Was Attempted Suicide" By Darryl Mason Only hours ...

The Man Who Cloned And Married Himself By Darryl Mason The Orstrahyun can reveal today that Dr Philip Stanton (who rose to fame at 19 for in...