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Home Free, As Long As He Stays Home 'Freedom'? : "This is the beauty of Australia or the common law countries. They do not as ...

Joe Vs Julie Joe Hockey smells the blood in the water, and begins to make his move for the deputy leadership of the Liberal Party. Hitting ...

Revelatory Moment Of Irony Not Noticed Interesting choice of soundtrack : Protestors swarmed on the Gold Coast City Council headquarters in...

"The Economy Is Bad, But I Would Not Ask An Elf To Do For Me What I Am Not Prepared To Do For Myself" The getaway vehicle should b...

Yes, it's more New Zealand : All photos by Darryl Mason

The Ak Attack Piers Akerman of the Daily Telegraph says British born Muslims were involved in the Mumbai terror attacks, despite official de...

More New Zealand :

How Does He Do It? Many readers of The Professional Idiot have wondered and asked this very same question of TPI's valuable, comment and...

"We Can Give Their Parents A Carbon Credit Bonus, But Only If They Volunteer" It seems a bit of a harsh solution to overcrowding i...

"This Car Ad Needs More Shots Of Fat Bearded Blokes Wolfing Down Sloppy Pies And Chiko Rolls" It's a weird feeling coming acro...

There's a lot of sheep in New Zealand, we know this, but there are also a lot of ducks, particularly at caravan parks and camp sites. Lo...

Auckland, New Zealand.

I spent ten days in New Zealand, most of it travelling through the Northland, but the first few days were in Auckland. These images are from...

So, sorry for the lack of updates, but I'm on assignment at the moment, for a few days more. And to the fuckers who think this is the op...

The Unfiltered No Option Filtered Internet No Access Blacklist Unoption By Darryl Mason Ominous, impractical and very listy : The Government...

Bullets For The Bombs This is why "Imam Samudra and brothers Amrozi and Mukhlas" were tied to...

Live Tourists Wanted To Pay To Swim With Crocodiles For Bemusement Of Northern Territorians Life in the Territory : "In the Northern T...

The Ocean Was Dark And Evil That Day, My Friends Photo by Andrew Buckley The surfer of this 40 foot wave, on a reef some fifteen kilometres ...

Points For Effort Now this, this is amazing... Snake Nearly Swallows Whole Kangaroo - Watch more free videos Do snakes dare each other on t...

Not So "Funny", Now... In August, The Daily Telegraph's Tim Blair thought events following the sacking of more than 500 staffe...

The New Anti-Americanism : Obama Win Is A "Victory For Stupidity" By Darryl Mason It's only been 48 hours, but the rise in Aus...

Disgusting Anti-Americanism Rears Its Mutated, Festering Head The Professional Idiot's fading legion of Secret Fuckwits express themselv...

John Howard, February 2007 : Al Qaeda Should "Hang On" In Iraq And Pray "As Many Times As Possible" For Barack Obama To ...

Rogue Wallabies : Luxuriantly Lawned Nursing Home Just Asking For Us To Invade And Cause Ruckus Photo by Scott Radford-Chisolm They are ca...

Get Another Job You Middle Class Welfare Bludgers By Darryl Mason The Professional Idiot gets the nod from his ex-Australian boss and declar...

Do What I Tell You Or My Newspapers Will Bury You Ex-Australian Rupert Murdoch is back in town, singing the praises of the country he loved ...

The Australian Welfare Bludger As Ex-Prime Minister By Darryl Mason Ex-Australian Rupert Murdoch has a message for welfare-soakers, like ou...

That's the problem with 24 hour news cycles in a country like Australia, sometimes there really just isn't all that much breaking ne...

If The Crocs Don't Eat You, The Locals Will Considering the consistent popularity of gruesome horror movies amongst the world's yout...

Fox News : We Don't Want To See Obama Or McCain Gunned Down, Honest Both The Professional Idiot and his Sydney counterpart, Tim Blair, ...

John The Howard Years : We Will Decide.....What I've Already Decided More biased ABC programming, funded by taxpayers, loaded with the ...

Welcome To Tasmania : The Locals Are Dying To Eat You There's a movie kicking around that is using the natural beauty of Australia to pr...