The Orstrahyun

Porn, Rape, Sex, Incest, UFOs, Sorry Can you tell much, if anything, about Australians by the news stories they read online? The Top 100 Mos...

Violent Pleasures What exactly is the Daily Telegraph's Piers Akerman trying to say here? How can the social cost of alcohol-fuelled v...

Saving Lives Or Wasting Your Money? Police and drug dogs were out in force at the HomeBake Festival. They made plenty of arrests, mostly dr...

"Why Does It Have To Be Morning?" Doc Neeson, in videos like the one below for Face The Day (the paranoid speed freak's lament...

Beer Banned In Bourke It may be necessary , but it just sounds so downright UnOrstrahyun : A violent NSW country town that is drowning in br...

Be Very Careful Who You Poke In The Eye Being an idiot on the piss in front of your mates can be extremely dangerous : A soldier bit a poli...

"I'm Weird In The Head....Sometimes" I haven't spent as much time as I'd hoped on digging through my old archives of t...

God : "Stupid Humans, Brains The Size Of Grapefruits And They Think They Know What I've Got Planned For Them" How many other A...

Murdoch 'The Fake Conservative' Pals Around With Hollywood Liberals, And Likes It Rupert Murdoch does what he is told by the women i...

Yes, even more New Zealand photos. This will end soon, I promise. All photos by Darryl Mason

Beat My Tilt Julia Gillard lays down the supreme challenge for all future head tilters : (screengrab from an online front page photo in The...

The Last Days Of The Booze-Soaked Politician How overdue is this? Very : A push was last night under way to breathtest NSW politicians aft...

Home Free, As Long As He Stays Home 'Freedom'? : "This is the beauty of Australia or the common law countries. They do not as ...

Joe Vs Julie Joe Hockey smells the blood in the water, and begins to make his move for the deputy leadership of the Liberal Party. Hitting ...

Revelatory Moment Of Irony Not Noticed Interesting choice of soundtrack : Protestors swarmed on the Gold Coast City Council headquarters in...

"The Economy Is Bad, But I Would Not Ask An Elf To Do For Me What I Am Not Prepared To Do For Myself" The getaway vehicle should b...

Yes, it's more New Zealand : All photos by Darryl Mason

The Ak Attack Piers Akerman of the Daily Telegraph says British born Muslims were involved in the Mumbai terror attacks, despite official de...

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How Does He Do It? Many readers of The Professional Idiot have wondered and asked this very same question of TPI's valuable, comment and...